Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“.
Any Style You Play
As Many Shots You Try.
And As Much Perfection You Have.
You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Aye Mere Dost, Please Help Me
Aaj Subah Mere Lundd Pe Saap Ne Kaat Liya Hai.
Aur Dr. Ne Kaha Ki Zehar Sirf Chusne Se Hi Niklega
Mujhe Bacha Le Mere Dost, Please.

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“

Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,
Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,
To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,
Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.
To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.
Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:
“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Aisa Mat Karo…
Please Mat Karo…
Aisa Nahi…
Mat Dabao…
... Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Ho Jayega…
Kaha Tha Mat Karo…
Ho Gaya Na…
Message Khatam…

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?”
Monkey: “Its Me”
... Lion: “Did Anyone See You?”
Monkey: “No”
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !”
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch“

Ek Bande Ki Suhagraat Thi, Vo Bade Aaram Se Sex Kar Raha Thha,
Par Uski Wife Jor Jor Se Cheekh Rahi Thhi, Banda Hairan Hua Aur Usne Puchha.
Banda: “Tum Itna Cheekh Kyun Rahi Ho?”
Wife: “Bahar Tere Dost Khade Hai, Chutiye Teri Izzat Rakh Rahi Hoon“

Husband & Wife Go For Shopping.
Wife: “You Have Nothing In Your Head But Why Are You Buying Helmet?”
Husband: “Yesterday You Purchased Bra, Did I Askd You Anything?“

Santa Subah Subha Doctor Ke Paas Jata Hai Aur Rote Hue Bolta Hai.
Santa: “Dr, Saab Badi Tension Hai, Kal Raat Ladki Ke Saath Sex Kiya Thha Aur Aaj Peshab Hi Nahi Aa Raha Hai”
Doctor Ne Check Kiya Aur Gusse Se Bola
Doctor: “Bhosdi Ke Pehle Lund Pe Se Condom To Utar Le“

dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai

ah
oh

... dheere
ah
mar gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…
...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI

3 gushtian apas men apni khuwahshien bol rahi thi…
pehli gashti:mere 2 husband hon jo saari raat lagain…

doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din raat ki shift lagain….

teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho uska chhota sa lund ho us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar cricketer baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki zarurat ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore
awam kahey teri MAA ko Lun…………..

Pathan darya kinaray khoti chodne Ki try Kr Rha Tha
Wo Jb B Andr dalta Khoti Laat Mar Kr Niche Gira Deti , itne Me 1 Larki darya Me Dubti Nazr Ayi
to us Ne Larki Ko Bacha Liya !

Larki :Tum ne Meri Jan Bachai hai , ab tm Jo Kahoge Mai Kroongi

Pathan : to phir Khoti ki tangen Pakar K Rakh…

Selfish
Bharwa

Bitch
Randi
...
Agent
Dalla

Stupid man
Chutiya
Ignore
Lund pe charh
Heavy Loss
Gand Phatna
Severe Loss
Gand phat k hath mein ajana
Danger
Gand galay mein ajana
Jealous
Jhantain jal jan
Run Away
Gand Dikhana
Welcome
Tattay Uthana…

Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent 34:Beautiful 36:Sexy 38:Agressive 40:Hungry
42: playful 44:daring 46:Wild 48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)

Larki: Jaan Chotey soraakh Mein Nahi, Barray Soraakh Mein Daalo.
Larka: Andhera Itna hai Soraakh Nazar Nahi Aa Raha.
Larki: Sorakh par Ungli Phero mehsoos Hojae ga?
Larka: Wah! Ungli sey tou Andhere Mein Bhi Sorakh Mill Gaya.
Larki: Jan ab Aahista Sey Andar Daal do.
... Larka: Poora Andar Chala Gaya.
UUf ! Kitna Mushkil Hai Andherey Mein
“HEADPHONE KI PIN MOBILE MEIN LAGANA”

Ek aurat murgi walay k pas gai..or boli koi achi c murgi dikhao?..
Murgi wallay ne pehli murgi dikhai”
Orat ne uskay neechay hath lagaya or boli nai ye karachi ki hai koi or dikhao,
Dusri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli ye faisalabad ki hai,
Teesri murgi k neechay hath laga k boli haan ye Lahore ki hai,ye de do..
Pesay denay k bad orat boli ay bhai tum kahan k ho..?
Murgi wala sharmatay huay, ab ye bhi ap khud hi check kar ke bta di jiye….

Ek Father Ne Apni Beti Ko Kamre Mein Bulaya Aur Puchha
Father: “Beti Pehle Tum Muje Papa Kehti Thi, Ab Tum Muje Dad Kyu Kehti Ho?”
Beti: “Come On Dad, Papa Kehne Se Lipstick Kharab Ho Jati Hai, Samjha Karo Na“

Daaru Ki Wajaah Se Barbaad Hue Santa Ne Kasam Li Ke Sharaab Kabhi Nahi Peeunga Aur Ghar Se Daaru Ki Saari Khali Bottles Fekne Laga.
1st Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Naukri Gayi”
2nd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Mera Ghar Bika”
3rd Bottle Fenk Ke Bola: “Teri Wajah Se Meri Biwi Chali Gayi”
4th Uthayi To Woh Bhari Hui Thhi, Kuch Soch Kar Bola
“Tu Side Mein Ho Ja Iss Mamle Mein Tera Koi Kasoor Nahi“