Pappu Meets His Father In Red Light Area.
Pappu: “Papa Aap Yahaan?”
Santa: “Bus Beta Ab 200 300 Rupaye Ki Cheez Ke Liye Teri Maa Ke Nakhre Nahi Sahe Jate

The Most Difficult Golf Course In The World Is “Women Hole“.
Any Style You Play
As Many Shots You Try.
And As Much Perfection You Have.
You Can Never Get Your Balls In

Aye Mere Dost, Please Help Me
Aaj Subah Mere Lundd Pe Saap Ne Kaat Liya Hai.
Aur Dr. Ne Kaha Ki Zehar Sirf Chusne Se Hi Niklega
Mujhe Bacha Le Mere Dost, Please.

Santa Ki Pregnent Biwi Preeto Chhat Pe Tange Khol Ke Leti Hui Thi.
Santa Ne Ye Dekha Aur Hairani Se Puchha
Santa: “Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”
Biwi Sharmate Hue: “Dr. Ne Kaha Hai Ke Tazi Hawa Bache Ki Sehat Ke Liye Achi Hai.“

Ek Baar Ek Topi Waala Ek Ped Ke Neeche Topi Bech Raha Tha,
Tabhi Ek Bandar Uski Topi Japat Kar Ped Par Chad Jaata Hai,
To Topiwale Ko Apne Dada Ji Ki Sunai Hui Ek Kahani Yaad Aati Hai,
Ki Bandar Hamesha Aadmi Ki Nakal Karta Hai, Jaisa Karo Vesa Hi Vo Bhi Karta Hai.
To Usne Apni Tokri Mein Se Akhiri Bachi Topi Li Aur Bandar Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Usko Hawa Mein Ucchala.
Tabhi Dusre Ek Bandar Ne Hawa Mein Hi Vo Topi Catch Ki Aur Lekar Ped Parr Chad Gaya Aur Bola:
“Sale, Tune Kya Soocha Hamare Dada Ne Hamein Ye Kahaani Nahi Sunai Hogi“

Uff Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Aisa Mat Karo…
Please Mat Karo…
Aisa Nahi…
Mat Dabao…
... Neeche Kyun Jaa Rahe Ho ?
Ho Jayega…
Kaha Tha Mat Karo…
Ho Gaya Na…
Message Khatam…

One Day A Sad Monkey Wanted To End His Life.
So, He Went Up To A Sleeping Lion And Put His Finger In The Lion’s Ass.
The Lion Woke Up Angry And Roared,
Lion: “Who Did That ? Who Has Called For His Death?”
Monkey: “Its Me”
... Lion: “Did Anyone See You?”
Monkey: “No”
Lion: “Ok, Do It Again Bro !”
Moral: “Akele Rah Rah Kar Jungle Ka Badshah Bhi Gandoo Ho Jata Hai. So Keep In Touch“